me on my way to Attack and Bite my sweet mama and Destroy her with Violence
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
The shocking error my coworker made that made me burst out laughing in the middle of the store
this is funnier to me than it probably deserves to be
my scrub daddy just bit me
why so normal -the regular send post no tags
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tags will make your post even more epic and give it a little bit of Awesomesauce spice~!
BACK OFF you damn beast. BACK into the woods with you. HHYAH!
People's reactions are giving me life
